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10 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR MAN -YOURS


 " 10 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR MAN----- YOURS"
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HERE WE GO LADIES. [NOT NECESSARILY IN ANY ORDER]

1. SUPRISE HIM BY WAITING FOR HIM IN BED AFTER HE FINISHES A SHOWER.

2. CHANGE YOUR LOOKS. USE MAKEUP,PERFUME,WIGS,SEXY ATTIRE,ETCCC.
[ MEN LIKE THE OTHER WOMEN SYNDROME]
i.e. I'M CHEETING ON HER.

3. WAKE HIM UP DURING THE NIGHT BY FONDLEING HIM AND THEN FINISH THE ACT IN A WAY OF YOUR CHOICE.

4. GIVE HIM IDEAS OF HOW HE CAN STIMULATE YOU, EITHER DURING SEX,FOREPLAY,OR THE WARM UP BEFORE.IT CAN BE CLOTHES,PROPS,TOYS MASSAGE,ETCCC.

5. IF YOU KNOW WHAT HE ENJOYS IN BED, [IF YOU DON'T STOP READING RIGHT HERE],BE THE AGGRESOR,TAKE ACTION,GUYS LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU ENJOY WHAT HE LIKES AS MUCH AS HE DOES.
[ THIS MAY BE UNCOMFORTABLE OR HARD FOR YOU BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT AN EFFORT THAT COUNT]

6. DON'T BE SHY WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR OWN BODY. EXPLORE YOUR SELF BY TOUCHING,PLAYING,RUBING OR MASSAGING ALL THE AREAS THAT HE LOVES BEST WHILE YOU MAKE HIM WATCH AND WAIT.

7. IF HE COMES BEFORE YOU DO [ DON'T THEY ALL] TELL HIM HE ISN'T DONE UNTIL YOUR SATISFIED AS WELL. TAKE AN ACTIVE ROLL TO GET WHAT YOU NEED. [DON'T COUNT ON HIM HE GOT HIS]. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.IF HIS HARD COCK IS WHAT YOU WANT, BE ADVISED, YOU WILL HAVE TO USE OTHER AROUSAL TECHNIQUES, IN LIEU OF DIRECT STIMULATION. LIKE YOU AFTER ORGASM HE IS QUITE SENSITIVE [ NOT TO MENTION LIMP.]HOWEVER BY USING SOME OF THE FOR-MENTIONED IDEAS,AND A LITTLE TIME, HE WILL RETURN TO FORM. IF WANT A QUICKER RESPONSE DON'T BE AFRAID TO TAKE HIS HAND AND PLACE IT. HE'LL GET THE IDEA. FINALLY IF HIS TOUNGE IS THE ANSWER. DISCREATLY USE THE BATHROOM TO CLEAN YOUR SELF.[MOST GUYS FLINCH AT THE THOUGHT OF TASTING THEIR OWN SEAMON]. UPON RETURNING TO BED I FIND THAT SITTING SPREAD EAGLE ON HIS FACE KILLS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. WHILE YOU SLIP AND SLID TAKE A GLANCE OVER YOUR SHOLDER. IT WON'T TAKE LONG FOR HIM TO RISE AGAIN.

8. SUPRISE HIM BY RENTING A SEXY MOVIE, READING AN EROTIC STORY, OR CREATING A ROLL PLAYING GAME TO INITIATE AN EVENING.
[ GUYS LIKE IT WHEN IT'S YOUR IDEA TO HAVE SEX]
[ REMEMBER THEY ALLWAYS WANT IT]

9. BUY A NEW TOY FOR HIM/YOU/BOTH OF YOU[SOMETHING FOR THE BEDROOM]AND SUPRISE HIM WITH A DEMONSTRATION WHEN HE GETS HOME.

10. FINALLY. REMEMBER TO HIM BEING SEXY IS AN ATTITUDE THAT YOU EXUDE TWORDS HIM. USE THIS IN ALL THE FORMS HE LIKES AND IN LAYMANS TERMS " YOU WILL HAVE HIM BY THE BALLS".
Posted by JUNKYARD DOG at 3:27 PM - 24 Comments   Add a Comment  
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" 8. SUPRISE HIM BY RENTING A SEXY MOVIE, READING AN EROTIC STORY, OR CREATING A ROLL PLAYING GAME TO INITIATE AN EVENING.
[ GUYS LIKE IT WHEN IT'S YOUR IDEA TO HAVE SEX]
[ REMEMBER THEY ALLWAYS WANT IT]"

lol. I remember this when we just moved in together. We had a romantic dinner with wine in his pad. After dinner, he logged in to his computer, and I did as well. We met through webdatedotcom, so I emailed him to lay down his bed and touch a part of his body he likes the most. he giggled and touch his shoulders down to his chest. He pulled me out and had hot steamy sex. I remember him telling me that he always wanted me to do that, get sexy first before he gets down on me. Thanks for that tip. I'm quite sure I'm gonna do it again.
 
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by dianne_lone (PM , CC ) on Thursday June 15, 2006 @ 1:33 AM




Any woman with common sense, should know how to treat and keep her man. I, feel that you mean well, and could be honest. but to keep it real, some women may think that you are trying to be a smart a-- and just using blog to clown and get women.
you know your name say a lot.
 
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by jazzy-shablea (PM , CC ) on Tuesday June 20, 2006 @ 10:39 PM




Junkyard, you must be a guy , right?

I don't know how old you are but I have been married many years and it takes more than good sex to keep your man!

I think that foremost you have to respect your mate and value him or her, even when they are not perfect.

I often tell my husband that he may not be perfect, but he is perfect for me.

YOu have to be willing to forgive and fess up when you are wrong.

You have to think about "us " at least as much as you think about "me" when making decisions.

And most impportant, you need to tell him you love him, even when you would like to wring his neck. ( and I am not talking abou the " little " neck. )
 
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by sweetthangtx (PM , CC ) on Saturday June 24, 2006 @ 10:53 PM




IM SO GLAD I ALREADY DO THOSE THINGS RIGHT ON GIRLS!  
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by Woo-Woo (PM , CC ) on Wednesday August 9, 2006 @ 5:22 PM




Hey Junkyard! Funny how posts bring on different responses from different folks... but that is what the stream is all about! Keep on posting mister... lots of thought provoking words... stimulate peoples' minds! If ya' want, stop by some time... my blog is called "Can't Get Enough" (http://cantgetenuff.blogstream.com)Much love...Macey  
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by mizmace (PM , CC ) on Wednesday August 9, 2006 @ 6:12 PM




This is The Other Woe-Man...
Ladies take this good advice! Too many woman take their husbands for granted and let themselves to and the next thing you know, I have them chasing after me. I'm not particularly proud of that and it can be a true pain for me. Keep yourself up so I don't have to do your job, ladies!!!!!
 
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by The Other Woe- man (PM , CC ) on Sunday September 3, 2006 @ 12:00 AM




Ladies,
Take this advice! Don't let yourselves go...that's when your husbands come after me and I have to deal with them. It's not hard to watch the wait, fix the hair, and wear a little make-up! Be a woman and keep your man happy so I don't have to!!
 
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by The Other Woe- man (PM , CC ) on Sunday September 3, 2006 @ 12:03 AM




I'm with you sweethangtx, takes lots more than sex to keep a mate, lust MAY get it started, but lust don't last. Respect and humor keep it going forever, and I mean lots of humor, when the roof is leakiing and you don't have the money to fix it,, lust won't help BUT houmor will. Besides junkyard dog, don't ya think you are being a LITTLE one sided????  
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by chipsmom (PM , CC ) on Wednesday September 20, 2006 @ 8:04 AM




How about, get him fired up for God and living a holy life?  
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by Attitude-engineer (PM , CC ) on Wednesday September 20, 2006 @ 9:13 AM




DO WHAT? Im not sure what Attitude-engineer meant, but I dont think God has anything to do with this! But for the record, I've tried everything you listed and it did'nt work! My husband still chose to hang out with the guy's! But you know there's something wrong with a man if he chooses to only have sex once every 6 weeks! He claimed he did'nt realize it had been that long!  
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by Nikki (PM , CC ) on Saturday September 23, 2006 @ 6:06 AM




Obviously a DUDE who ain't gettin any which explains the daydreams  
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by steven-b (PM , CC ) on Wednesday December 20, 2006 @ 1:32 PM




Everything you said on here is absolutly true!! I think woman should interest their man otherwise whats the point. Life gets boring if you dont try new things!! My man likes when we do new things he says that makes him more intereted to do things...Girls even if you feel uncomfortable if you keep doing new things it becomes more and more comfortable..You gotta keep it hott in the bedroom otherwise you get bored of each other and it can make or break a relationship..(even know sex is not what keeps a relationship but it plays a big factor in a relationship i think)  
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by Mommy-Brit (PM , CC ) on Friday December 29, 2006 @ 4:45 PM




think this blog is right on!!  
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by ladybug6287 (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 30, 2006 @ 12:27 PM




Gosh... you're assuming that we WANT to keep them.  
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by Kristin (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 30, 2006 @ 12:34 PM




Dessert on your knees!  
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by DR. FUBAR (PM , CC ) on Friday May 25, 2007 @ 10:07 PM




You are soooooo sick  
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by Clocky (PM , CC ) on Tuesday July 3, 2007 @ 12:16 PM




best way I know to keep em is to be in the grveyard...  
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by Cracker (PM , CC ) on Tuesday July 3, 2007 @ 2:06 PM




Watch football with him. Each time his team scores, he scores!  
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by DR. FUBAR (PM , CC ) on Wednesday August 1, 2007 @ 10:52 PM




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by Suprise Him (PM , CC ) on Sunday August 26, 2007 @ 4:45 PM




perverts  
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by Lilly (PM , CC ) on Tuesday August 28, 2007 @ 5:12 PM




EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  
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by Lilly (PM , CC ) on Tuesday August 28, 2007 @ 5:13 PM




I've done it all, my man is very satisfied. I have even done the football thing! We watch and he keeps close attention to the score for later! ohh.. and we have a digital camera, he liked that too, we just erased them right after.  
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by rajah1116 (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 15, 2007 @ 5:06 PM




Great tips!  
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by Desari (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 18, 2007 @ 10:21 AM




MY GOD!!!
dianne_lone, you are a perverted freak!
What the f**k, freak!
Let me ask YOU a question, were you married before you did that!?
Il bet youll end up in a hot steamy HELL! Its kinda like what you did w/ that guy you met over the internet huh?!?!

-sorry, i have anger management, my shrink said not to spaz so much, it could be causing a brain tumor.
 
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by vbplaya6 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday March 25, 2008 @ 10:53 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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